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» fit first, this old thing Mas covered in centipedes and dust and smelled Morse than my Gr ankle Stan. Wore on him later). Bat once I blow-dried all the moths out, I began to look through this sucker, and I've been obsessed ever since! To be honest, no one in this town gets me. My weird money-grabbing great ancle just sees me as cheap laborj my sister is going through a boy-cra*y phase, and the Shack employ ее s't^nda?^eu&?L just gossip to each other all day. No one believes me, but from the moment I arrived, I've felt like there's some conspiracy going on in this town. Whoever this "Author" is, he's the only person who ever learned the truth about this place! I vow to follow in the previous Author's footsteps, unravel the mysteries of this strange town, and answer * the ultimate mystery* WHO /S ТНБ AUTHOR? After Grunkle Stan's done making me hose off the Sascrotch, of course. &ut before I begin, maybe I should tell you a little ubout myself!
Vol)r new a^M /^ ’ Hadn't ^pt much Lucky Hat! I've worn this since since I got to tOyn 'i Mabel sings in her can't wash it—that would ruin the luck! attic bedroom creaks //b a haunted ghost ship. / can fit pretty much anything in here! (Plus, it makes me look like I have shoulders.) Camera! Have one ready ALWAYS, Don't want to miss a chance to catch something weird!
к / иак-тошп- Piedmont’, California iffT^P^STS- Video games, the paranormal, p^tography, h^r^d^. p^p gr&wp OHftBH ^Y twin sister, Mabel. Imagine me with girl h&r and about 1,000 pounds of sugar injected into •wy bloodstream. Can be a real friend when she's not J^ung one of her "bits." She's smarter than people pve her credit for, and often acts the way she does ^t to drive me insane. (Ulas a lot more fun before her boy obsession/) D^TlHCdJI^HlNG FeyrrUR^ Л weird birthmark that looks like the Big Dipper (hence my nickname), Пот once said it meant I was "destined for greatness/' Cruntie Stan said it looked like someone spilled hot iauce on my face. (ноте то scif: hcvca show hi^ this journal )
It refers to my great uncle Stan's cabin in the wood, He's transformed his house into a tourist trap filled with phony exhibits like the "Six-Pack-A! ope" and the "Uni-corpse" (don't ask). None of that stuff is as weird as my sister's new boyfriend, though. He smells like roadkill and never blinks. I think I've found my fin mystery to investigate—and this book will be my guide If this guy isn't a Z.OM&IE, I'll eat my hat! II
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The cast on his arm has a strange hum coming from inside. He's a genius when it comes to robotics. Could he have a robot forearm? ^yZTd e ' seems , Qt me nc°mfOrf.able 1 ^ear t^at hZrTtime ' ,o°* at ? Z 3°‘d tooth has moved to erent Mouth. 'himself into a robot??? Never wears shoes. He calls them "foot prisons." There's definitely something suspicious about this dude, but I can't tell if he knows more than he lets on or LbSS than he lets on. I wonder if the Author ever had to deal with strange locals like this guy. all about, ^at when I Not sure “hat the ^dage on srowl lihe q small dog.
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and weirder!! Now someone has decapitated the wax -Liaure f , to do that?? NOTE—Could have SWORN I saw that ghost again! poor eyesight? We solved the case!! It was .,. / sword-tought this unholy British max maniac on the roo/, and mould have lost i-f the sun hadn't come up at the right time! PI so in the group mere Wax Nixon, Wax Cool io, and some old Wax Man with trom now on.
A7\ it's 2 PlMand I', r II If giving up. There's he О I Xx ' мау to trap the thing. I e/o Or Д V/ understand how it can move so ’ fast Without any legs. okay, I'm tired and being unclear. Let me This is Dipper Pines, officially starting over. | It started right around f lunch. Mabel and I had Finished disposing oF the wax Figure involved. On the bright side, Mabel has some lumpy new crayor to draw with!) We were watching TV and eating some of her "world famous" Peanut butter and Whatever E-lse i. in the Fridge Sandwiches when I heard something in the walls. Я Familiar voice came through the vent, mumbling about an "exclusive interview" with a possum that was "coming up next." That's when I knew that SOMBTHING UMX HAD SURVlV I tried to convince Mabel to join me in Finding it, but а new color called "BLORANGURPLE") while watching z Dream Boy High 2’ Сгаж + Xylar's Boel excel I ent Radvent so I knew she was lost. I knew that I UMS ON MY OWN! I
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F Ц- with my net, the head В way. I fell forward and:l^hded hard^d^ .bcked ‘bo“- Th‘ hn,., i at *-* a bo«ftns ball a„<J kmcte'd “hs’“ hands. It rolled into the far coi-n^ + °, at me again. I got tangled up in my rope and' in peanut butter from my sandwich P covered and ended up stuck in the bottom of a narrow duct. From above me, I heard, "Have a great week ’ everybody/ (Good night/" ftnd i hen i he victorious head hopped away, it took me several hours to into the living room. I'm going to sleep right here in Grunkle Stan's chair. STUCK! It's 10 ЯЛ1 and I've been woken up by the joyful conversation between Mabel and the disembodied head. Apparently, the way to tame the thing is to let it interview you. ’• .1 \ f • . I'm going to go shower and wash^off all this peanut butter. I could use an of-^-^ay from. paranormal creeps. .< •V . ; . ’ Jj
This amulet Mas no j this suit is the Meaner telekinesis a general "Folksy vibe: Luckily Mabel smashed it! This little pig nose is hilarious. P 4 named Gideon Gleeful, Щи This creep ,sn« Teiepathy- He's a fake just hhe my < trap called the 7 en - Aanaerous—because people actually the dassic This Creep The hair. Why is it so high? у is it so Mhite? This kid like, 10 years old. Does he dye it that color?? There is no soul behind He smells like a combination o-f baby powder, aFter-shave, and marshmallows. He swore eternal revenge" on us or something like that, but seriously, how scared should we be о/ the world's palest 10-year-old? Forgetting his name . . . NOW.
Here's a name I won't torget anytime soon. Mabel + I Ё>ОТН agree she's the coolest person in town. She lets me ride Stan's golf cart and sneaks us ice cream sandwiches without paying tor them. She's also really contident—even STAN seems scared of her! Soos says she's the lumberjack's daughter, and supposedly can climb and/or chop anything, but mostly I Just see her looking tor ways to get out ot work. She has also tried giving Mabel advice about not getting so many dumb crushes, which I really appreciate. Crushes are a waste ot time. That's why I never have them. Nope. Never. Not once. time whde Oh no, she's looking at me!! I'M pretending to write something down.
- Just got back, -from an INCREDIBLE adventure at a haunted convenience store! I /ought these two ghosts a beat them single-handedly! tirurd /и Never mind. Not really anything noteworthy about howiЯ were de/eated. ДД But Wendy and her teen /riends were all really impressed Nothing really to write about Wendy, either. JE I mean, what would I write, right? Right/ Okay, Гт done writing. Wei), I’m noy Dipper's jone bo be<t but I neecj to write Фшп what happened tonight, anp I forgot the combo to mg cjtqry lock. (Again.) I can't, stop thinking about
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Just revi**^ pian ^h Quaf ; ; happy with how I split up the days' He +? d, he ',sn'f un/air that I get Saturday and he nets '* * explained to him that it all balances out f^*'' wise, because I'm the one who took the timet^i, up this chart and figure all of this out i ° has he done? Sit in the corner 2loZ and"^ cheese crackers—that's what! 9 d еаЬг>9 Boy, I really get on my nerves sometimes! Hey, is someone coming? Why did I write that? OH, NO! Original Dipper here! I came back from the party and heard my sei/ arguing with mysel/ in the closet. I opened the door to /ind 3 and 4 inside. I was so happy to see those guys. I'd /orgotten all about them! They took one look at the Pitt Cola in my hand, however, and /reaked out, said "You'll never get us!", and ran out о/ the room and into the woods be/ore I had a chance to explain. kinda worried about those dudes. It's supposed to rain tomorrow. On the bright side, guess who just danced with Wendy???
i'jpe 18 ' Okay, so document ‘.I. silliness accic discover -crackable historical '' ---- r. C f оиз-ded over? Well, Mabel's that the Mhor led us tQ ^dentally ^Ived funded by that the town was а У 2) Described his measurements as ;Aent о/ the United States. Я man so silly that thi tried to erase him /гот 1) Haircut by his third wi/e, Sandy. (She was a woodpecker. That Ho idea what that means. 3) Shouts the word AMSRICfi" every 3 minutes on the minute, regardless о/ context. 4) Never wears pants, because- "That's what the have°vnt be^Pectin9!" I bet Grunlde Stan would have voted /or this guy.
How do we know he w^s th*> ’ I' He kept himself 2Лог1Гп? us hisbodym peanut brittle! Which apPare b* ^sing ' doesn * У°“ ^mell too awesome '1В У1 U'°r^ alt^ugh strange as Quentin is, he Was a °t?e- (^ve me.) fls 9 very grateful that helped him~ Y and ^s g him for his radical theories about Inshme^ f To shou his gratitude, he made already gone to her head) and gave me (it'* The p’-eSUerds 4 * - —It can open any lock in America made be/ore 1&77! — It's made /гот a malted barge in on Andrew Jackson while he was dressing. (Andrew Jackson hated this. He tried to shoot Quentin Trembley on 14 di//erent occasions.) — Can supposedly "unlock an eagle." I don't even want to know what that means. There's so many things I can do with this. Thinking of ^sacking the Gravity Falls History Museum later! KEEP /W FROM GRiW STAN

Next, we taped 5ome goat hair together for a Rip van Winkle beard to put on Soos. Then we turned the lights. out, and threu^clu^of‘f o9 machi^, behind the couch and hit the al^Zk 9 У°‘ Sooe awoke with a start, and Mabel chanted "&^D bop. Welcome to the future, Past-Man' It is the ue P ^T^d Te“r your I told him he had awoken from Mega-Sleep. The Cyborg People of Barth were losing Plasma War V to the Venusian/Amphibian Alliance. I called him "The One Calculated to Save Us" and asked him to help us win "the Great War against Admiral Laser- Face." Soos bought it HARD. He was ready to join the battle till he stepped into the hallway and saw his reflection in the mirror. He knew right away that the beard was glued on. Apparently, Soos is unable to grow facial hair. (The few hairs he normally has on his chin are glued on by him.) We spent the rest of the afternoon watching "Return backwards to the Past Again 3" and eating peanut brittle. It's too bad time travel isn't actually real.
’20712" to Я* *ime Jed up causing them MTUfli-t-Y /S RBPL! Remember the J UPDATE-! TIME TRAVE Mas fhe u,orid^ "Raid Ghost" I hept seemg? r,, - for 't time ^!H^ he u/05 « ^'rd ai h£ , He came Prom the year anomalies, but I think, he en ^tead u>ith his time tape. I ^h I had held •:; onto ath14°nJer make my own' Blendin Revealed ^to see the th -~ but not real/ h‘ РГ.ПК every time he time travels— and burns o// all his hair! ge suit ?-sz even sed t^ ^ake him blend in to any I ^rroundings. Hey, "blend in. Mabel here! Dipper is over in the corner with soos’s tape measure the kitchen timer, and some jumper cables, so while he is detracted I thought id write about something way more important than a time travel adventure.
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3) Raspy voicej which Grenda said was "SUPbR HOT!" Worried about her. iwVVieYrflW ricksfe The scariest/goat^t monster we've encounter 50 tar! And that kid j*. swallow him whole! I ha him ott tor not having enough enthusiasm about a made-up local holiday u» "Summerween" and he air* rhe stutt m ghtmares (and tatty) are made of 2) Really easily attended immortal monster I thrx 4) Can morph its body just like "M\r. Faceless" From 4Д the anime movie "The Cranky Girl Who Did Chores in Spirit Town." Wabel has watched that S2 times.) 5) Rips his clothes every time he / transtorms, which explains all the stitches.
toiun all night, he revealed his true nature to us— The guy's made of Loser I of Loser Candy. And all he ever wanted IJ/a5 for someone to eat him. The scariest thing I saw on Summerween Eve was Soos actually eating the Summerween Trickster. for his vampire costume.
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I :i,nr Jig the hole deep enough. I thought a gnome or troll. The biggest I'd planned for u/as about werewolf si ле. I'd never n guessed I'd catch the very beast that g)r-^st defeated the Author—the &RE.MLO&LIN! slowly lowered my sack over its enormous hiad and the monster immediately fell asleep. , je seen Stan use this trick on Soos, too. Put a oiancet over Soos's eyes and he instantly (ills asleep, like a parakeet. True story.) I tied one end of a rope around the sack 2nd the other to the back of the golf cart, dragged it out of the hole and back to the Snack.. /БЬ// Finally! Dipper Pines'- Monster Hunter Supreme!! if only Stan was here to see that I actually caught something other than a cold for once. I wonder hor would'be. Д Ж4м'. .
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Im in control, I'm gonna write S omething that's AcTuALlSI interesting: Cna-^wnce fch-boyfiriend, Her mango I ь О That swar^i) little mou&wche. . Hubba hubbtf. ( C rsh and half shirts 3^ perfect combinatio Says ье has My first kiss*. the better. £ know <jb°ub- that, % so mewhere^ And Dtpper’s, «><> • Supposedly has, like. 13 heartl- and all of them were breaking when he missed his family1. \ j hahaha r\ I 5Ho°cH ’Dipper the Monster Hunter? Hahahdl I yuess I’m not really beiny (air to my brother He dM save Mermando’s life with that loss, ttpper has d°ne a lot of heroic sluff this summer and i saved us all a feu) times. As brothers ja, he’s pn’tty much the best one I couM ask kr but yivinj him this awesome new room? over my dead body?’ r mu dead body and hfe dead brain? jodu? or over my d«H Never mind.

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lUe're back 4-rom perhaps the craziest, | scariest adventure yet—a tnp mside I Grunkle Minq/ iUe -finally encountered Bill Cipher, the strange triangular brain-demon mentioned in the journal. (.Pithough many passages that seem to reference him are incomplete or code in Grunkle Stan's brain, and we had to rammage through HUNDREDS of , /у Stan's thoughts to stop him. Some o-f- /Jj^ that I didn't mention to Mabel. . . . Stan's Ear Mitzvah at the age о/ 12. His dad seemed pretty upset he was wearing Groucho Marx Glasses to the temple. Grunkle Stan celebrating his bir+hd alone by watching CASH WHEEL in a gross hotel and eating "UNLUClCV LEPRECHAUN" cereal out o^ the oox. (Apparently, his birthday is June ISti Who knew?) apparently he wedded a waitress named Marilyn Rosenstein in Las Vegas -for Ч& hours, but it turned out she was just trying to steal his car. (A true scam artist. Maybe Lots о/ memories о/ an What's all that about'? Soos how to box. The most important memory Mas one where Stan revealed he actually cares about me. When I discovered.that, it was ’ the boost I needed to take down bill for good. J
| , .«гпь out that in the ‘Dreamscape" you can , .t , anything you want. Me and Mabel decided iUc sent Sill packing to wherever he came from and finally managed to escape back to reality. Unfortunately, reality turned out to be much less fun than the dream world. While we were busy in Stan's Drain. Gideon somehow got control of the Shack. (lie have to crash with Soos and his grandma tonight. Too tired to write much more. Going into someone else's dreams doesn't mean you get to sleep. We come up with a plan to get back the Shade tomorrow. I'm sure Stan has some sneaky plot up his s eeve.
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I've seen them in all the Ъл»™ йл. . I» seen them in резд orlX П°“ OOR or |П5«1е a person-namely Stan. r cm2- Й the cute one- V , ” ^“««O^,, Л» еъе cute onp I usually associate blue hair u*h my «пфц but сгад makes it work, work it, cniz! ( / !> ’ C""' that t^L e < , tank top, Ok} not picture Cruz as a ^rummer, seems more like a tambourine kinc} of juy. But the *1 instrument he can play is my heartstrings. Me-you/ «^^2***“«*° , “«to. U.-U cqptate . in The ‘Dream Boy High” vhs tape series was ma<je in the late '80s by a company cqllecj Cjoocj Enough Entertainment so their animation was sometimes king of weirtj. Occasionally, their lip syncing doesn’t match with what they're saying. Oi?!*“• “** ЯЦв55 ftVNita r . Gppg.1, |p Here comes Mabel, Dream Boys!!!
, / am STILL catching my breath from the whirlwind Oh my gosh, I am &ideon almost beat us, but then adventure of the pas style-with a giant robot. Ma screwed it all up i Thousand but I called it called it the Chubtron Loser-Droid THE - Вот, e._L. . version of Gideon that's as big as his ego! with Ping-Pong balls. The robot version is even more more buPf, • dude? Sweet у к brand bob Who does think, he's with the о Gideon controlled it from inside the head. What's with t/u glowing cheeks Is this robot wearing makeup? r than the real f i, (o id eon. Why wouldn't you make mcGacket built it. I guess he'll invent stuff for, anyone who will hang out with him. Still can't tell if he's a good guy or a bad guy. UieftHNtcSS. Punching, bravery, and Mabel's grapplin
Actually, it's better than normal. Gideon's in jQ'l anc^ everybody is r love with the Pines family. Ше лете even interviewed by Shandra Everybody but me. Half the summer s gone and I'm no doser to figuring out Tne big mysteries of Gravity Falls. Gideon wanted this journal so badly that he risked I have no idea. He asked about Journal 1. From what I've read, there are two more journals. E>ut where are they? I have no idea. j/nat happened to the Author? Is he still alive? dJhy are so 'ъпу p'uges burned and ruined? I HAVE HO IDEA!! I'm running out of time to figure this out Ho more fooling wound // !'m ever going To get to the bottom of ah s I nee.^ *o ftnd out what happened to the Author. Time serious №>HT HERE RIQHT NOHI. ktght after the grand reopening after party I wonder what bendy's going to wear.
These super-serious government agents showed up today at the Shack! They started poking around and uttering phrases like "mysterious activity" and "conspiracy of paranormal origin." Man, they were speaking my language!! 1 Of course, Stan gave them the brush-off and told me not to speak with them. But I've got to show them this book. Once the three of us put our heads open! And after that, и/ho knows what the future might hold?
zombie' (We're in the middle о/ curing him right now ) gut here'a the real headline oF the night: srzw mows де-оит the лт/с/// He’л known FILL f\LONQ> i r-r ,n ..„и , itupj or actually blind not to have Aeen L^Ltk. hvmg in Qrav.ty Falls, For th.rty year a but M Г' ''' bought hi a "clueleAA old man" rL.ne. ***'*”* 1 На лаул that he шал to protect us bWs. Part о/ r.r thinks th^t there's got to be more to it than that bat ftiabel believes what Stan told as, and I have to ad mt that hr did kick a lot о/ zombie butt to keep us safe. Speaking of which, Гт pretty sure that Isabel is screwing up the potion to Je-zombify Soos right now.
Ugh. /tys В /АЛ1 and I've insane. I'm going to bed. Wow. The last Few days / have been more stressFul than the rest oF the summer puf ,„^ther. First we went up against a horde oF zombies, and now we've Faced and It almost Feels like the journal I took my vow to Find the Author A thinking about Wendy and how I con/essed •" 's worse when r I'm awake cause right—every time I /all nightmares about the I wish I could | shapeshiFt into someone else night now. Someone having a normal summer vacation Without an impossible crush on an impossible girl. ' d
fit least one good thing came out о/ our encounter u/ith the Shapeshifter- THE LAPTOP/ Soos says this thing is really old. Like super old. 14S0s old. There are some unique keys with weird symbols, fire they in code? Magical? Alien??? Calling this thing a "laptop" is kind of a stretch. It's so heavy it would cut off the circulation to your legs. Who knows what information is hidden inside? If Soos can get this thing fixed, it could be the clue that finally solves the big mysteries of Gravity Falls! » Or it might just be filled with some classic 8-bit games, hither way it's a win.
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CREEPIEST OF ALL, when Stan was driving qS back home, I foqnd THIS handwritten note on the floor in the car: I I * • '. 1 i 'AW Ч »"-Ь s-taW^r WVfej toy °p pj'A (o^cci , Ijj г*уу it% Me- ty AW'vvj fb w'Al \ViSY tt\y\L Piw? T\ftC lost wS * *ivrv\ i wW lostU wA, [ 1Ц \v5 ^tA>\ to<^ wil \н*ЦСГм H . ' t - . ~ - /• .ra <lo^ \k . - J- J_\м!л him > 5\v4v*3 S*r? |t AM 1 all people shoqkj I feel like a real jerk after all this. I totally ignored D.pper'6 warnings, I took Ий journal without asking, and worst of all, I was so obsessed w,my play I didn't even notice Dipper was possessed! And I of all people Uw possessed Dipper's body once, too шоре i never see that swap carpet again.) Dipper, whenever yoq reM this, I want yoq to know Irn s°rr^ the next week, iou ice cream sandwiches, on me. Love-M
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The Infinity Pizza A slice of pizz> W s»os (эм S.fs^ c>, keqi e ^едемег stio^l 0 solve u/orld hunger—only Soos's mouth has the magic! (Did I really just write that?) Acquired by 8/encl in during Globnar. (Don't ask.) Anyone can take a bite but it will only regenerate after Soos has eaten it. This is why it can't I I Soos can ask for different toppings and the piz^a will obey. I don't know how the pizza can understand him with his mouth full. Soos is building the pi^^a a triangular carrying case made out of sandalwood and leather. Looks like he's carrying the worlds tiniestt most triangular ukulele. у stain also kind о/ greasy. Soos should have also asked for infinite
P6Ti°^^ ** ’ ’ la „.rite about l°ve here! Pip^r asked XtZwri^ands off a backsaw. | SOME THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE you ТРУ TO USE FOVE POTIONS! v^re, a*,rAIJ''*' a*»*6 a -Ant-Love potion seems awful. I tasted q liable bit of Я and it tasted like tears, runny mascara, any day-oiy eaten right out of the tub. No thanks, buster* я -WOAH-Ijust read fine print and discovered something b I u/ns oo Urve potion isn't forever-it only lasts 3 hours. After that i . .t »o't true love, your match will end- I guess it's more of q -nudge’ J Jdr< anything. tMonder how the snadger is doing. -Wait a minute . .. it's been 10 hours and Tambru and Robbie are still mqking o4t! I <an see them out и.-»» to ^J.№ t „„„ w ;e*"' arkwily real' Maybe I Am q 3reqt mquhmaker after it love сИ money.
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дийи$12 5/ ' ' J Dipper here! I can't believe I'm holding this book in my hands. I saM Bi// barn all 3 journals right in front of- me.. morning, Soos -found the journals lying in e , unharmed. Apparently, defeating bill didn t just de- Qut I'm over: getting ahead о/ mysel-f again. Let me start Z) 8/7/ came out ot a rip in the sky and took over Gravity Falls. 2) bill captured Ford and turned him to gold. B) bill tried to trap Mabel in a mind prison, and bleu/ up Time baby. (/ u/onder u/hat ever happened to blendin.... I hope he's okay.) 4) The tou/n banded together to save Ford and deFeat bill, and it и/as McGucket u/ho Figured out how. True, his solution to every problem is "build a giant robot!", but this time he was on OUR side! I don't know iF he's gotten saner or crazier aFter the events oF Weirdmageddon, but either way, he's become a bona Fide hero—and made the rest oF us heroes in the process. No one else could have dreamed up .. .
Г SHACKTRpN.' favorite anime, "Neon Crisis Revelations Angry Cate Girl- "GunSword," but we told him that's .; Gobbleufonker head Totem Pole- cannon. •J/S 0>ros for LIFE.!) Dino Arm was Soos's idea, and I backed him up, because it seemed ' foot scavenge? • from Gideon-^ <f pally that thi . in handy!) by Sev'ral Timex, running on a treadmill (shirtless. While Candy and Grenda led the Shacktron into battle, our r team parachuted inside the Fearamid and unfroze Ford-. He toll
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In the end, it turned to be Grunkle Stan who his own mind, with BJ/ inside. When Mabel and I found out what had of us were too shocked to believe it. And luckily, Mabel showing Grunklc Stan her scrapbook, she managed to spark bits of Stan's mind back to hfe—and began recovering his memory bit by bit! It turns out that the memory ray's effects can be undone through exposure to important images and people from your past (in the same way that McGucket began his road to recovery when he saw the tape of himself as a young inventor). The reason Stan recovered so much faster is that we began recovery while the erasure was still fresh—less than an hoar after initial contact. btdl, it's taken about a week of intensive scrapbook therapy to gel Stan fully back to himself. While the townsfolk and McGucket helped rebuild the Shack, Ford, Mabel, * I have been spending almost every minute with Stan, retelling him his life story, feeding him his favorite foods songs from when he was in high ever seen (and every person he's ever swindled.) We've even read his favorite terrible or.es from his joke book to him, and he remembers every
oversized helmets trying to Find the " hardest. Seeing Stan's memory erased is the only time any oF us have ever seen Ford cry. There have been several nights we've Found that Ford to Stan, exhausted From a marathon oF Ford even Found an old Film reel oF them as kids, which he amazingly saved all these years. There are dips oF around at the dinner table and pawn Ford are downstairs the home movies right now. As much as we want to watch too, we think, this should do on their own.
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