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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
The Parks Department of the statx? of
Oregon was on a routine moose-tagging
mis в ion when we located thia Item, a
strange dust covered book, lying in the
center of a rnossy clear ing Qu ick perur. d
reveals paranoid ramblings, demonic
sketches, descriptions of nonsensical
creatures, and uncrackable ciphers
We believed this to Lu either a prank
by high schoolers or the ramblings of a
local fraud. But since discovering this
book, a number of our tioopers nave had
headaches aid disturbing nightmares. We
havfj logged it in our rucord/i and an' now
putting it up tor purchase at our annual
Confiscated items Sale/Bake Off
Please take this cursed thing off
our hands.
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My name is Dipper Pines,
and -from now on I'll be the
probably wondering how a normal
kid like me wound up with
one of the most amazing
books of all time. Well,
it wasn't on my summer
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bare h^dsr.
I . . . found it on total
accident.
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fit first, this old thing Mas covered in centipedes
and dust and smelled Morse than my Gr ankle Stan.
Wore on him later). Bat once I blow-dried all the moths
out, I began to look through this sucker, and I've been
obsessed ever since!
To be honest, no one in this town gets me. My weird
money-grabbing great ancle just sees me as cheap
laborj my sister is going through a boy-cra*y phase, and
the Shack employ ее s't^nda?^eu&?L just gossip to each
other all day. No one believes me, but from the moment
I arrived, I've felt like there's some conspiracy going
on in this town. Whoever this "Author" is, he's the only
person who ever learned the truth about this place!
I vow to follow in the previous Author's footsteps,
unravel the mysteries of this strange town, and answer *
the ultimate mystery* WHO /S ТНБ AUTHOR? After Grunkle
Stan's done making me hose off the Sascrotch, of course.
&ut before I begin, maybe I should tell you a little
ubout myself!
Vol)r new a^M
/^ ’ Hadn't ^pt much
Lucky Hat!
I've worn this since
since I got to tOyn 'i
Mabel sings in her
can't wash it—that
would ruin the luck!
attic bedroom creaks //b
a haunted ghost ship.
/ can fit pretty much
anything in here!
(Plus, it makes me look
like I have shoulders.)
Camera!
Have one ready ALWAYS,
Don't want to miss
a chance to catch
something weird!
к /
иак-тошп- Piedmont’, California
iffT^P^STS- Video games, the paranormal,
p^tography, h^r^d^. p^p gr&wp OHftBH
^Y twin sister, Mabel. Imagine me with girl
h&r and about 1,000 pounds of sugar injected into
•wy bloodstream. Can be a real friend when she's not
J^ung one of her "bits." She's smarter than people
pve her credit for, and often acts the way she does
^t to drive me insane. (Ulas a lot more fun before
her boy obsession/)
D^TlHCdJI^HlNG FeyrrUR^ Л weird birthmark that
looks like the Big Dipper (hence my nickname), Пот
once said it meant I was "destined for greatness/'
Cruntie Stan said it looked like someone spilled hot
iauce on my face.
(ноте то scif: hcvca show hi^ this journal )
It refers to my great uncle Stan's cabin in the wood,
He's transformed his house into a tourist trap filled
with phony exhibits like the "Six-Pack-A! ope" and the
"Uni-corpse" (don't ask). None of that stuff is as
weird as my sister's new boyfriend, though. He smells
like roadkill and never blinks. I think I've found my fin
mystery to investigate—and this book will be my guide
If this guy isn't a Z.OM&IE, I'll eat my hat! II
tfPATE*
'/<5 Ц/AS/V Г a ZOAIB/в/ And I can't sat
ny hat because it u/qs already eaten—by a
GNOI№ (I had to get a new hat at the Shack.)
~r 5 J^^rnai told me there u/as no one in Gravity Fails
Icp^d Trust. out when you battle a hundred gnomes side-
Grunkie Stan told us there was nothing strange
coorf this tou>n, but *ho knows u>hat other secren
ire Jn.t,na to be unlocked? Thii ii Dipper Pinea,
t^ree-t^e hednont laddie School Spelling Bee
hnaliitl signing o-H f’Or the night,
toothing
k htllbtlly ri*
iCbii... !
The cast on his arm has a
strange hum coming from inside.
He's a genius when it comes
to robotics. Could he
have a robot forearm?
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nc°mfOrf.able
1 ^ear t^at
hZrTtime ' ,o°* at
? Z 3°‘d tooth
has moved to
erent
Mouth.
'himself into
a robot???
Never wears
shoes. He calls
them "foot
prisons."
There's definitely something
suspicious about this dude, but I can't tell if
he knows more than he lets on or LbSS than
he lets on. I wonder if the Author ever had
to deal with strange locals like this guy.
all about,
^at when I
Not sure
“hat the
^dage on
srowl lihe q
small dog.
Something extra
&» s . //
I think he
-ed like this?
today at the Grand
Unveiling oP Stan's Wax
Museum oP Mystery. I think,
I might have seen a
Stan was telling some oP
the standard audience reaction
crowd. He was bald and very pale-
most I у gray and white. He was
holding something in his hand, but
I couldn't make it out. He suddenly
ran towards the Porest. There was
a -Plash oP light and he was gone.
There is a large section on ghosts in here that I need to
read ftSftP. I need to be prepared in case it appears again.
u rn i!
Also, I'm Я07о certain
that "Toby Determined"
is some sort
and weirder!! Now someone has
decapitated the wax -Liaure f ,
to do that??
NOTE—Could have SWORN I
saw that ghost again!
poor eyesight?
We solved the case!! It was .,.
/ sword-tought this unholy British
max maniac on the roo/, and
mould have lost i-f the sun
hadn't come up at the right
time! PI so in the group
mere Wax Nixon, Wax
Cool io, and some
old Wax Man with
trom now on.
A7\ it's 2 PlMand I',
r II If giving up. There's he
О I Xx ' мау to trap the thing. I e/o
Or Д V/ understand how it can move so
’ fast Without any legs.
okay, I'm tired and being unclear. Let me
This is Dipper Pines,
officially starting over. |
It started right around f
lunch. Mabel and I had Finished
disposing oF the wax Figure
involved. On the bright side,
Mabel has some lumpy new crayor
to draw with!) We were watching TV and eating some of
her "world famous" Peanut butter and Whatever E-lse i.
in the Fridge Sandwiches when I heard something in the
walls. Я Familiar voice came through the vent, mumbling
about an "exclusive interview" with a possum that was
"coming up next."
That's when I knew that SOMBTHING UMX HAD SURVlV
I tried to convince Mabel to join me in Finding it, but
а new color called "BLORANGURPLE") while watching
z Dream Boy High 2’ Сгаж + Xylar's Boel excel I ent Radvent
so I knew she was lost.
I knew that I UMS ON MY OWN! I
I could hear the creature's voice coming from above and to
the left. "They took me out of Brooklyn, but they couldn't
take Brooklyn out of me." I followed it, dropping bits of
— * 1 a
I needed to go into the
air-conditioning vents, but I
I said goodbye to Mabel and jumped
the television quickly faded as I shinnied down
the duct. I turned on my flashlight and was
stunned to see a maze of corridors.
really narrow, but I was able to make it through. Just as I
reached the top, I dropped the flashlight down the hole.
I was left in complete darkness.
—
i’’.. Ml
What was that sappo
Cou/d he so ‘ — ***
n if- was much closer.
I the creature again.
' , ^le see better?" M
"Do blue-eyed p P ^еап? he taunting me?
^Se 4.^ dark? I crawled blindly
IUIU somehow more bread crumbs as I went.
towards the voice, ЙГ/ / could see the shape 6Л
As I came aroun < & ' Suspenders Kian. 4
the disembodied war head 0/ the b p
F Ц- with my net, the head
В way. I fell forward and:l^hded hard^d^
.bcked ‘bo“- Th‘
hn,., i at *-*
a bo«ftns ball a„<J kmcte'd “hs’“
hands. It rolled into the far coi-n^ + °,
at me again. I got tangled up in my rope and'
in peanut butter from my sandwich P covered
and ended up stuck in the bottom
of a narrow duct. From above
me, I heard, "Have a great week ’
everybody/ (Good night/" ftnd
i hen i he victorious head hopped
away, it took me several hours to
into the living room.
I'm going to sleep right here in
Grunkle Stan's chair.
STUCK!
It's 10 ЯЛ1 and I've been woken up by the joyful
conversation between Mabel and the disembodied
head. Apparently, the way to tame the thing is to let it
interview you. ’• .1 \ f •
. I'm going to go shower and wash^off all this
peanut butter. I could use an of-^-^ay from.
paranormal creeps. .< •V . ; . ’ Jj
This amulet Mas no j
this
suit is
the Meaner telekinesis
a general "Folksy vibe:
Luckily Mabel smashed it!
This little pig
nose is hilarious.
P 4 named Gideon Gleeful, Щи
This creep ,sn« Teiepathy- He's a fake just hhe my <
trap called the 7 en - Aanaerous—because people actually
the dassic
This Creep
The hair. Why is it so high?
у is it so Mhite? This kid
like, 10 years old.
Does he dye it that color??
There is no soul behind
He smells like a combination
o-f baby powder, aFter-shave,
and marshmallows.
He swore eternal revenge" on us or something like that,
but seriously, how scared should we be о/ the world's palest
10-year-old? Forgetting his name . . . NOW.
Here's a name I won't torget anytime soon. Mabel + I Ё>ОТН
agree she's the coolest person in town. She lets me ride Stan's
golf cart and sneaks us ice cream sandwiches without paying tor
them. She's also really contident—even STAN seems scared
of her!
Soos says she's the lumberjack's daughter, and supposedly
can climb and/or chop anything, but mostly I Just see her looking
tor ways to get out ot work. She has also tried giving Mabel
advice about not getting so many dumb crushes, which I really
appreciate. Crushes are a waste ot time. That's why I never
have them. Nope. Never. Not once. time whde
Oh no, she's looking at me!!
I'M pretending to write something down.
-
Just got back, -from an
INCREDIBLE adventure at a
haunted convenience store!
I /ought these two ghosts a
beat them single-handedly! tirurd /и
Never mind. Not really anything noteworthy about howiЯ
were de/eated.
ДД
But Wendy and her teen /riends were all really impressed
Nothing really to write about Wendy, either. JE
I mean, what would I write, right? Right/
Okay, Гт done writing.
Wei), I’m noy Dipper's jone bo be<t but I neecj to write
Фшп what happened tonight, anp I forgot the combo to
mg cjtqry lock. (Again.) I can't, stop thinking about
оь г>чге it looks lovely, but these cjevtl-
4035 speak in backwards nightmare language
that u>ill haunt you forever. I got here
by eat ng bieventeen packets of an
expired banned European sugar-
called ‘Smite Dip.' This
j way be the first time I ve ever
1 п<к| a ba<l icjea. Afkj I m sure
it'll oe my last*.
aR£ Not \
I GOOP DobSr
Just revi**^ pian ^h Quaf ; ;
happy with how I split up the days' He +? d, he ',sn'f
un/air that I get Saturday and he nets '* *
explained to him that it all balances out f^*''
wise, because I'm the one who took the timet^i,
up this chart and figure all of this out i °
has he done? Sit in the corner 2loZ and"^
cheese crackers—that's what! 9 d еаЬг>9
Boy, I really get on my nerves sometimes!
Hey, is someone coming? Why did I write that?
OH, NO!
Original Dipper here!
I came back from the party and heard my sei/
arguing with mysel/ in the closet. I opened the
door to /ind 3 and 4 inside. I was so happy to
see those guys. I'd /orgotten all about them!
They took one look at the Pitt Cola in my hand,
however, and /reaked out, said "You'll never
get us!", and ran out о/ the room and into the
woods be/ore I had a chance to explain.
kinda worried about those dudes. It's
supposed to rain tomorrow.
On the bright side, guess who just danced
with Wendy???
i'jpe 18
' Okay, so
document ‘.I.
silliness accic
discover
-crackable historical
'' ---- r. C f оиз-ded over? Well, Mabel's
that the Mhor led us tQ
^dentally ^Ived funded by
that the town was а У
2) Described his
measurements as
;Aent о/ the United States.
Я man so silly that thi
tried to erase him /гот
1) Haircut by his
third wi/e, Sandy. (She
was a woodpecker. That
Ho idea what that means.
3) Shouts the word
AMSRICfi" every 3 minutes
on the minute, regardless
о/ context.
4) Never wears pants, because- "That's what the
have°vnt be^Pectin9!" I bet Grunlde Stan would
have voted /or this guy.
How do we know he w^s th*> ’
I' He kept himself 2Лог1Гп? us
hisbodym peanut brittle! Which apPare b* ^sing
' doesn * У°“ ^mell too awesome '1В У1 U'°r^ alt^ugh
strange as Quentin is, he Was a °t?e- (^ve me.) fls 9
very grateful that helped him~ Y and ^s
g him for his radical theories about Inshme^
f To shou his gratitude, he made
already gone to her head) and gave me (it'*
The p’-eSUerds
4 * -
—It can open
any lock in
America made
be/ore 1&77!
— It's made /гот a malted
barge in on Andrew Jackson
while he was dressing. (Andrew
Jackson hated this. He tried to
shoot Quentin Trembley on 14
di//erent occasions.)
— Can supposedly "unlock an eagle." I don't even want to
know what that means.
There's so many things I can do with this. Thinking of
^sacking the Gravity Falls History Museum later!
KEEP /W FROM GRiW STAN
Next, we taped 5ome
goat hair together for
a Rip van Winkle beard
to put on Soos. Then we
turned the lights. out, and threu^clu^of‘f o9 machi^,
behind the couch and hit the al^Zk 9 У°‘
Sooe awoke with a start, and Mabel chanted "&^D
bop. Welcome to the future, Past-Man' It is the ue P
^T^d Te“r your
I told him he had awoken from Mega-Sleep. The Cyborg
People of Barth were losing Plasma War V to the
Venusian/Amphibian Alliance.
I called him "The One Calculated to Save Us" and asked
him to help us win "the Great War against Admiral Laser-
Face."
Soos bought it HARD. He was ready to join the battle
till he stepped into the hallway and saw his reflection in
the mirror. He knew right away that the beard was glued
on. Apparently, Soos is unable to grow facial hair. (The
few hairs he normally has on his chin are glued on by him.)
We spent the rest of the afternoon
watching "Return backwards to
the Past Again 3" and eating
peanut brittle. It's too bad
time travel isn't actually real.
’20712" to Я* *ime
Jed up causing them
MTUfli-t-Y /S RBPL! Remember the J
UPDATE-! TIME TRAVE Mas fhe u,orid^
"Raid Ghost" I hept seemg? r,, -
for 't time ^!H^
he u/05 « ^'rd ai h£ ,
He came Prom the year
anomalies, but I think, he en
^tead u>ith his time tape. I ^h I had held
•:; onto ath14°nJer make my own'
Blendin Revealed
^to see the th -~
but not real/ h‘
РГ.ПК
every time he
time travels—
and burns
o// all his
hair!
ge suit
?-sz even
sed t^
^ake him blend in to any I
^rroundings. Hey, "blend in.
Mabel here! Dipper is over in the corner with soos’s tape measure
the kitchen timer, and some jumper cables, so while he is detracted
I thought id write about something way more important than a time
travel adventure.
. -1
., ..,ПА something till Wa44»e& shouXM up «М shower nw L их»
1 ,,’^les. specify him, wttMies, the pg lies q bes*. W«4
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Ней- ori
Super chunky Cheeks"^^
cun utotxincj even the most
extreme pinchify from any
Aunt or qrunny.
someone едьпд fam 2 quxty
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its бйИЙЕК **'7’-
3) Raspy voicej which Grenda said was "SUPbR HOT!"
Worried about her.
iwVVieYrflW
ricksfe
The scariest/goat^t
monster we've encounter
50 tar! And that kid j*.
swallow him whole! I ha
him ott tor not having
enough enthusiasm about
a made-up local holiday u»
"Summerween" and he air*
rhe stutt m ghtmares
(and tatty) are made of
2) Really easily attended
immortal monster I thrx
4) Can morph its body just like "M\r. Faceless" From 4Д
the anime movie "The Cranky Girl Who Did Chores in Spirit
Town." Wabel has watched that S2 times.)
5) Rips his clothes every time he /
transtorms, which explains all the stitches.
toiun all night, he revealed his
true nature to us—
The guy's made of Loser
I of Loser Candy. And all he ever wanted
IJ/a5 for someone to eat him.
The scariest thing I saw on Summerween Eve was
Soos actually eating the Summerween Trickster.
for his vampire costume.
left in <
L'r . л
I What a clay! Stan made cr-J
bet with Mabel and she's been
V
&runkle St«r.'s tovr-MD I DID IT!! / »e„f to
I caught something* Only one small hiccup j
I :i,nr Jig the hole deep enough. I thought
a gnome or troll. The biggest I'd
planned for u/as about werewolf si ле. I'd never
n guessed I'd catch the very beast that
g)r-^st defeated the Author—the &RE.MLO&LIN!
slowly lowered my sack over its enormous
hiad and the monster immediately fell asleep.
, je seen Stan use this trick on Soos, too. Put
a oiancet over Soos's eyes and he instantly
(ills asleep, like a parakeet. True story.)
I tied one end of a rope around the sack
2nd the other to the back of the golf cart,
dragged it out of the hole and back to the
Snack..
/БЬ// Finally! Dipper Pines'- Monster Hunter
Supreme!! if only Stan was here to see that I
actually caught something other than
a cold for once. I wonder
hor would'be. Д Ж4м'. .
.wapll
pipper has never use<l
q comb in his liF
I tried to
his hair and the
comb 3°t-6кцск-
(permanently?)
a
below the
This outfit smells U l
don’t jet buck W> |Чц ч
body soon I qm ел***
Moist hands.
Always moist
seriously, I cannot
keep them dty Ujh’.
The Body of qn Awkward preteen Boy!!
Im in control, I'm gonna write
S omething that's AcTuALlSI interesting:
Cna-^wnce fch-boyfiriend, Her mango I
ь О That swar^i)
little mou&wche.
. Hubba hubbtf. (
C rsh and half shirts 3^
perfect combinatio
Says ье has
My first kiss*.
the better.
£ know <jb°ub-
that,
% so mewhere^
And Dtpper’s, «><> •
Supposedly has, like. 13 heartl-
and all of them were breaking
when he missed his family1.
\ j
hahaha
r\ I
5Ho°cH
’Dipper the Monster Hunter? Hahahdl
I yuess I’m not really beiny (air to my brother
He dM save Mermando’s life with that loss, ttpper
has d°ne a lot of heroic sluff this summer and
i saved us all a feu) times. As brothers ja, he’s
pn’tty much the best one I couM ask kr
but yivinj him this awesome new room?
over my dead body?’
r mu dead body and hfe dead brain?
jodu? or over my d«H
Never mind.
priwV /
???
it/ Unfortunately; Soos saw it
is now a real thing, I guess.
Never seen this one in the
history books. Whoever sees
л rf 05 cool « '
to « °"
US
lUe're back 4-rom perhaps the craziest, |
scariest adventure yet—a tnp mside I
Grunkle Minq/
iUe -finally encountered Bill Cipher, the
strange triangular brain-demon mentioned in
the journal. (.Pithough many passages that
seem to reference him are incomplete or
code in Grunkle Stan's brain, and we had
to rammage through HUNDREDS of , /у
Stan's thoughts to stop him. Some o-f- /Jj^
that I didn't mention to Mabel. . . .
Stan's Ear Mitzvah at
the age о/ 12. His dad
seemed pretty upset he
was wearing Groucho Marx
Glasses to the temple.
Grunkle Stan celebrating his bir+hd
alone by watching CASH WHEEL in a
gross hotel and eating "UNLUClCV
LEPRECHAUN" cereal out o^ the oox.
(Apparently, his birthday is June ISti
Who knew?)
apparently he wedded a waitress
named Marilyn Rosenstein in Las
Vegas -for Ч& hours, but it turned
out she was just trying to steal
his car. (A true scam artist. Maybe
Lots о/ memories о/ an
What's all that about'?
Soos how to box.
The most important memory Mas one where Stan revealed
he actually cares about me. When I discovered.that, it was ’
the boost I needed to take down bill for good. J
| , .«гпь out that in the ‘Dreamscape" you can
, .t , anything you want. Me and Mabel decided
iUc sent Sill packing to wherever he came from
and finally managed to escape back to reality.
Unfortunately, reality turned out to be much less fun
than the dream world. While we were busy in Stan's
Drain. Gideon somehow got control of the Shack.
(lie have to crash with Soos and his grandma tonight.
Too tired to write much more. Going into someone
else's dreams doesn't mean you get to sleep. We
come up with a plan to get back the Shade tomorrow.
I'm sure Stan has some sneaky plot up his s eeve.
I’m preUy Urecj, too
crazy афемдге *J
by a
-, ьцЫ can’t sleep. After that
7nd after almost beiny blown цр
ЧЧ’7ТГ' riM aeometric shape, my nerves
BLAHH' Plus rm ujor^ about qi^eon,
are all BLAH . P , |00kina at me
and Abuehta s pore ^|( ^|eep
Xuse I u.ani «« ar»U>er encounter uritb
5®Г!р?
I've seen them in all the Ъл»™ йл. .
I» seen them in резд orlX П°“
OOR or |П5«1е a person-namely Stan.
r cm2- Й the cute one- V ,
” ^“««O^,, Л»
еъе cute onp
I usually associate blue hair u*h my «пфц but сгад
makes it work, work it, cniz!
( / !> ’ C""' that t^L e
< , tank top,
Ok} not picture Cruz as a ^rummer, seems more like a
tambourine kinc} of juy. But the *1 instrument he can play
is my heartstrings. Me-you/
«^^2***“«*°
, “«to. U.-U cqptate . in
The ‘Dream Boy High” vhs tape series was ma<je in the
late '80s by a company cqllecj Cjoocj Enough Entertainment so
their animation was sometimes king of weirtj. Occasionally,
their lip syncing doesn’t match with what they're saying.
Oi?!*“• “**
ЯЦв55 ftVNita r . Gppg.1, |p
Here comes Mabel, Dream Boys!!!
, / am STILL catching my breath from the whirlwind
Oh my gosh, I am &ideon almost beat us, but then
adventure of the pas style-with a giant robot. Ma
screwed it all up i Thousand but I called it
called it the Chubtron Loser-Droid
THE - Вот,
e._L. . version of Gideon that's as big as his ego!
with Ping-Pong balls.
The robot
version is
even more
more buPf,
• dude?
Sweet у к
brand bob
Who does
think, he's
with the о
Gideon controlled it from inside the head.
What's with t/u
glowing cheeks
Is this robot
wearing makeup?
r than the real f i,
(o id eon. Why
wouldn't
you make
mcGacket built it. I guess he'll invent stuff
for, anyone who will hang out with him. Still
can't tell if he's a good guy or a bad guy.
UieftHNtcSS. Punching, bravery, and Mabel's grapplin
Actually, it's better than normal.
Gideon's in jQ'l anc^ everybody is
r love with the Pines family. Ше
лете even interviewed by Shandra
Everybody but me. Half the summer
s gone and I'm no doser to figuring out
Tne big mysteries of Gravity Falls.
Gideon wanted this journal so badly that he risked
I have no idea.
He asked about Journal 1. From what I've read, there are
two more journals. E>ut where are they?
I have no idea.
j/nat happened to the Author? Is he still alive? dJhy are so
'ъпу p'uges burned and ruined?
I HAVE HO IDEA!!
I'm running out of time to figure this out Ho more fooling
wound // !'m ever going To get to the bottom of ah s I nee.^
*o ftnd out what happened to the Author. Time serious
№>HT HERE RIQHT NOHI.
ktght after the grand reopening after party
I wonder what bendy's going to wear.
These super-serious government agents showed
up today at the Shack! They started poking around
and uttering phrases like "mysterious activity" and
"conspiracy of paranormal origin." Man, they were
speaking my language!! 1
Of course, Stan gave them the brush-off and told
me not to speak with them. But I've got to show
them this book. Once the three of us put our heads
open! And after that, и/ho knows what the future
might hold?
zombie' (We're in the middle о/ curing him right now )
gut here'a the real headline oF the night:
srzw mows де-оит the лт/с///
He’л known FILL f\LONQ> i r-r ,n ..„и ,
itupj or actually blind not to have Aeen L^Ltk.
hvmg in Qrav.ty Falls, For th.rty year a but M Г' '''
bought hi a "clueleAA old man" rL.ne. ***'*”* 1
На лаул that he шал to protect us bWs. Part о/
r.r thinks th^t there's got to be more to it than that bat
ftiabel believes what Stan told as, and I have to ad mt that
hr did kick a lot о/ zombie butt to keep us safe.
Speaking of which, Гт pretty sure that Isabel is screwing
up the potion to Je-zombify Soos right now.
Ugh. /tys В /АЛ1 and I've
insane. I'm going to bed.
Wow. The last Few days
/ have been more stressFul
than the rest oF the summer puf
,„^ther. First we went up against a
horde oF zombies, and now we've Faced and
It almost Feels like the journal
I took my vow to Find the Author
A
thinking about
Wendy and how
I con/essed •"
's worse when
r
I'm awake cause
right—every time I /all
nightmares about the
I wish I could |
shapeshiFt into
someone else
night now. Someone having
a normal summer vacation
Without an impossible crush
on an impossible girl. ' d
fit least one good thing came out о/ our
encounter u/ith the Shapeshifter-
THE LAPTOP/
Soos says this thing is really old. Like super old. 14S0s old.
There are some unique keys with weird symbols,
fire they in code? Magical? Alien???
Calling this thing a "laptop" is kind of a stretch. It's so
heavy it would cut off the circulation to your legs.
Who knows what information is hidden inside? If Soos can
get this thing fixed, it could be the clue that finally solves
the big mysteries of Gravity Falls!
»
Or it might just be filled with some classic 8-bit games,
hither way it's a win.
r f. iast te* days, Mabel and I decided t0
fitter the horrors о laxation Qt the local mini-golt Р1асе^
try to haVe.SO^2yOU can NfMX relax in &raVitY FalU!
Rjt or advice
This tiny race о/ gol£-ball people has been
that tiny people control mini gol£, gumball
machines, /ЗТЛ1.3, and cuckoo clocks. !'m starting to
wonder hocv many he's right about!
Mini-Golf Ж°Я ^rroH
CREEPIEST OF ALL, when Stan was driving qS back home, I foqnd
THIS handwritten note on the floor in the car:
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|t AM 1 all people shoqkj
I feel like a real jerk after all this. I totally ignored D.pper'6 warnings, I
took Ий journal without asking, and worst of all, I was so obsessed w,my
play I didn't even notice Dipper was possessed! And I of all people
Uw possessed Dipper's body once, too шоре i never see that swap
carpet again.)
Dipper, whenever yoq reM this, I want yoq to know Irn s°rr^
the next week, iou ice cream sandwiches, on me. Love-M
A maMIC pixel dream&irJ
‘Sup, <Au<Aes! Soos Viere1
Just UaU oi nutzoU I J
VMltU Cl
I cUy- Forster
Since I'im the only one who jot to
know her all up close and personal,
Oippcr asked we to write tkis
journal entry. |'|| do ^y Lest, dude!
I umjM .Clff^y CprorouweJ Jiff? Or os □
. f;; 7 VUeo^s to teocU „e 11OW
to talk to J,rIs Letter.
rrt review:
1) SrF^P^lCS: Pretty nice, dude* I du * her сгогу
electric bow, and her eyes were ma* Sparky*
1) frAHEPLAY; PROS-It was fun eatr* sushi with r-er
carrying her uooks, and watching her try or outfits;
COHS—She tre* to m^r*er me! ~q ho*
?>) MULTI PLAYtfc Hot ^ood. The moment I introduced
a second player Сме tody-super sweet £ r , ®y the way)
.OlFfany flew into a jeosous ra*e‘ Recd talk—v-e
multiplayer mode is way better in P-umber -brothers
Houstaсие-Kart hA.
A) HIDDEN CONTENT: I ^uess she was or>.na у some
kin* of accidental АЛ. that murdered her programmers
and has been searching for someone to 'owe her or *e
ever Since. &irls are complicated, *u*e
ЗЦ^пэ the experience overall, I bought this name xo net
setter at talking to ^iris, and you h>ow what7 It actual у
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mating hts citizens fight to the death over a time wish. He gave Elendr
(is job Dock before retiring to "NAP FOR 2,000 YEARS!" I'm sure he
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fingers! THAT WILl
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solve u/orld hunger—only Soos's mouth has the magic!
(Did I really just write that?)
Acquired by
8/encl in during
Globnar. (Don't ask.)
Anyone can take a bite
but it will only regenerate
after Soos has eaten it. This is why it can't
I I
Soos can ask for different toppings and the piz^a will
obey. I don't know how the pizza can understand him with
his mouth full.
Soos is building the pi^^a a triangular carrying case
made out of sandalwood and leather. Looks like he's
carrying the worlds tiniestt most triangular ukulele.
у stain
also kind о/ greasy.
Soos should have also
asked for infinite
P6Ti°^^
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here! Pip^r asked
XtZwri^ands off a backsaw. |
SOME THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE
you ТРУ TO USE FOVE POTIONS!
v^re, a*,rAIJ''*' a*»*6 a
-Ant-Love potion seems awful. I tasted q liable bit of Я
and it tasted like tears, runny mascara, any day-oiy
eaten right out of the tub. No thanks, buster* я
-WOAH-Ijust read fine print and discovered something b I
u/ns oo Urve potion isn't forever-it only lasts 3 hours. After that i .
.t »o't true love, your match will end- I guess it's more of q -nudge’ J
Jdr< anything. tMonder how the snadger is doing.
-Wait a minute . .. it's been 10 hours and Tambru
and Robbie are still mqking o4t! I <an see them out
и.-»» to ^J.№ t „„„ w ;e*"'
arkwily real' Maybe I Am q 3reqt mquhmaker after
it love сИ money.
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would play it straight with me, who would tell me
the truth and not lie because they think Im too - ;
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seriously enough to be honest with me!
find now Nlabel and I are trapped in "protective» A
custody," being driven to who knows where by ,
Agent Trigger, who keeps staring at us with i
his weirdly intense eyes. Oh no, he jus+ saw ту II
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'T encounter with some unicorns, so ^runkle Forcj askec| me to write
^Journal entry about them. Me sakj I’m possibly the only person
who’s ever c^efeabecj one, so I ^uess I'm basically an expert now?
Whqqat? .
The main unicorn I peqlt with was namep celestabelleabethabelle.
(Pretty sure I spellep that wrong.) She was supposep to tell me
if i was pure of heart, but instead she just mqpe a bunch of junk
up anp was super rape. Turns oqt that unicorns aren't anything like
in storybooks-so here's a handy guipe to FACT vs. FICTION of
unicorns! (lb make it more horselike, I'm calling it yA4 vs. NEiqH.)
IN STORMBOOKS . . .
9 ь' о Their horns are supposed to determine whether
qre worthy of their friendship, and shoot lasers at you if you aren't!
2) Eyes should sparkle with a million stars, even during the day
when that, makes no sense.
у Lick their necks and they taste like your favorite flavor in the world!
« They love to go on guests and will happily accompany you «nd a
bumbling wizard companion on an animated pq adventure
For the whole family.
5) Are always ’The Last One? ft ж * a
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1) Horns just play rave music, and not even the good kind- barely danced
2) spends, like, 2 hours every morning pulling on lots of
makeup, anc| I bet it’s not even cruelty-Free!
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holding this book in my hands. I saM Bi//
barn all 3 journals right in front of- me..
morning, Soos -found the journals lying in e ,
unharmed. Apparently, defeating bill didn t just de-
Qut I'm
over:
getting ahead о/ mysel-f again. Let me start
Z) 8/7/ came out ot a rip in the sky and took over
Gravity Falls.
2) bill captured Ford and turned him to gold.
B) bill tried to trap Mabel in a mind prison, and
bleu/ up Time baby. (/ u/onder u/hat ever happened to
blendin.... I hope he's okay.)
4) The tou/n banded together to save Ford and
deFeat bill, and it и/as McGucket u/ho Figured out
how. True, his solution to every problem is "build a
giant robot!", but this time he was on OUR side!
I don't know iF he's gotten saner or crazier aFter
the events oF Weirdmageddon, but either way, he's
become a bona Fide hero—and made the rest oF
us heroes in the process. No one else could have
dreamed up .. .
Г SHACKTRpN.'
favorite anime, "Neon Crisis Revelations Angry Cate Girl-
"GunSword," but we told him that's .;
Gobbleufonker head
Totem Pole-
cannon.
•J/S
0>ros for LIFE.!)
Dino Arm was Soos's
idea, and I backed him
up, because it seemed
' foot scavenge?
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. in handy!)
by Sev'ral Timex, running
on a treadmill (shirtless.
While Candy and Grenda led the Shacktron into battle, our r
team parachuted inside the Fearamid and unfroze Ford-. He toll
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In the end, it turned
to be Grunkle Stan who
his own mind, with BJ/
inside. When Mabel and
I found out what had
of us were too shocked
to believe it. And luckily, Mabel
showing Grunklc Stan her scrapbook, she
managed to spark bits of Stan's mind back to hfe—and
began recovering his memory bit by bit!
It turns out that the memory ray's effects can be undone
through exposure to important images and people from your past
(in the same way that McGucket began his road to recovery when
he saw the tape of himself as a young inventor). The reason Stan
recovered so much faster is that we began recovery while the
erasure was still fresh—less than an hoar after initial contact.
btdl, it's taken about a week of intensive scrapbook therapy to
gel Stan fully back to himself. While the townsfolk and McGucket
helped rebuild the Shack, Ford, Mabel, * I have been spending
almost every minute with Stan, retelling him his
life story, feeding him his favorite foods
songs from when he was in high
ever seen (and every person
he's ever swindled.) We've
even read his favorite terrible
or.es from his joke book to
him, and he remembers every
oversized helmets trying to Find
the "
hardest. Seeing Stan's memory erased
is the only time any oF us have ever
seen Ford cry. There have been
several nights we've Found that Ford
to Stan, exhausted From a marathon oF
Ford even Found an old Film reel oF
them as kids, which he amazingly saved
all these years. There are dips oF
around at the dinner table and pawn
Ford are
downstairs
the home
movies right
now. As much as
we want to watch
too, we think, this
should do on their own.
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apprenticeship, an.l ha completely understood Apparently ha's
thinking о/ «хьЬл^ someone «?Ье to be Ьа пел partner in crime
(And f think ма both kno* boneona *ho'b j££aL*t crime.)
i'll never forqet the mo^t anting m^ner о/ my iif-a or the
averse.
(Don't be mad,
Granule Ford!!)
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